White Dogs

“I had to make my Spotify playlists private. I could feel people judging me.”

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“I’ve definitely gained 10 pounds from boredom eating my way through hurricane Sandy.”

“If hurricane Sandy knocks the power out, I’m really worried about my emotional state in the absence of cat videos on the internet.”

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“I’m already stressed out thinking about how I’m going to top last year’s Halloween costume.”

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“I’m so tired of Starbucks baristas spelling my name wrong on my venti macchiato.”

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“I can tell based on your social media footprint that we have no chance of being friends.”

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“You would tell me if these light colored denim jeans made my butt look big, right?

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“Visited my parent’s house last weekend and I came across my mom’s copy of 50 Shades of Grey. Had a hard time looking her in the face after that.”

“Tied my hair back on the first day of the heat wave and haven’t bothered to see what it looks like since. Argan oil is great, but you have to have realistic expectations.”

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“I will take a picture in the photo booth at your wedding but I won’t wear any straw hats or fake mustaches. I think that’s fair.”

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