White Dogs

“I’m so tired of Starbucks baristas spelling my name wrong on my venti macchiato.”

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“You would tell me if these light colored denim jeans made my butt look big, right?

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“Tied my hair back on the first day of the heat wave and haven’t bothered to see what it looks like since. Argan oil is great, but you have to have realistic expectations.”

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“A gourmet mayo shop is opening around the corner from my apartment. Now I have to make four separate trips when I have to go on a condiments run.”

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“My Klout score just dropped 2 points. Someone hand me a donut, I need to work this out.”

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“I’m really excited to try the craft beer bar Paste Magazine recommended for St. Patrick’s Day!”

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“I was so busy livetweeting #SXSW that I forgot to enjoy it.”

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“I follow people I don’t like on foursquare just so I can avoid them in real life.”

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“I miss the days when Kickstarter was cool.”

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“I must be at a weird crossroad in life because half of my Facebook friends are yuppies and the rest are drunks.”

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